Double Ninth Festival spoof emoticon pictures

A set of pictures of spoof emoticons for the Double Ninth Festival are shared with everyone. During the Double Ninth Festival, I have to prepare for today’s discounts and buy them. My boss gave me a long holiday for the Double Ninth Festival today, so I can have fun. Today is the Double Ninth Festival, right?Never mind my business; plant dogwood everywhere; ninety-nine Double Ninth Festival, ninety-nine health; silly administrator, give me a Double Ninth Festival fasting meal...